1. YOU MUST BE OUT OF
        YOUR MIND
      
INTRO: F:133211 C:032010 Bb:113331 F
F        
          Bb            C    
            F   C   Bb   F
          You think I'll run, not walk, to you
        
        F           Bb        
           C         F
        Why would I want to talk to you?
        
          Gm:355333         Bb
        I want you crawling back to me
        
        F                   C
          Down on your knees, yeah
        
        Gm           Bb
        Like an appendectomy
        
                 C
        Sans anesthesia
        
                     F      
          C       Dm:x00231  Bb
        If you think you can leave the past     behind
        
        F           C        
           Bb    F
          You must be out of your mind
        
                     F      
          C     Dm      Bb
        If you think you can simply press rewind
        
        F           C        
           Bb
          You must be out of your mind, son
        
        F           C        
           Bb    F
          You must be out of your mind
        
        You want what you turned off turned on
        You call it sunset, now it's dawn
        You can't go round just saying stuff
        Because it's pretty
        And I no longer drink enough
        To think you're witty...
        
        You want to kindle that old flame
        I don't remember your real name
        It must be something scandalous
        Lurks in your shallows
        If you need a Santa Claus
        To buy your gallows...
2. INTERLUDE
      
          A:002220          D:x00232  A
      The moon-blue rays of magical   light
      
         A                
       D         A
      Festoon her face this beautiful night
      
          Bm:224432  D    A     E:022100
      The moon her   only lover
      
          Bm        D        
         A    E
      But soon even that will be over
      
              A     A6:002222
      So they climb high
      
             002224  A6
      In the violet  sky
      
           E         Eadd9:022102
       E  Eadd9
      And they   dance
      
                E  Eadd9
      And he'll whisper
      
              E          
       Eadd9
      All his mysteries to her
      
          A       A6  002224  A6 
      As they dance
      
              Bm
      He will fall
      
         D
      In love,
      
           A      E
      Poor fellow
      
                Bm
      Just when all
      
       D
      Above
      
            A      E
      Turns yellow
      
              E            
        A
      And the dawn breaks his heart...
3. WE ARE HAVING A
      HOOTENANNY
      
             C:032010  G:320033   C
       Cadd9:030010  C
      We are havin' a  hootenanny now
      
             C            
            G  Gadd9:300033  G
      We are havin' a hootenanny now
      
            C
      Do-si-do down
      
             C7:032310
      To our hoedown
      
          F:133211        Fm:133111
      Our rootin'-tootin' hootenanny
      
      C        G          C
       Cadd9  C  G  C  Cadd9  C
      Havin' a hootenanny now
Come and take our personality quiz
      Come and take our personality quiz
      Get the lowdown
      On our hoedown
      We'll tell you where it is,
      If'n you take our personality quiz
      
      There'll be somebody there who understands
      There'll be somebody there who understands
      They won't eat you
      They will greet you
      And gaze into your eyes and
      There'll be somebody there who understands
      
      We are havin' a hootenanny now...
4. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
      SAY
      
      C:032010     Dm:x00231
      I don't know what to say
      
      Em:022000      F:133211
        I don't know what to say
      
                    Dm
      I could say I want you,
      
      Em              F   G:320033
      That would be a bore
      
      Maybe in a font you
      Haven't seen before
      I could say I'll haunt you
      Till your dying day
      I could tease and taunt you,
      But what would I say?
      
      See, I don't know what to say...
      
      I could say I crave you
      Still, you little brat,
      I could rant and rave, you
      Know I can do that
      I could say I gave you
      Everything I had
      I could say I'll save you
      You might think me mad
      
      So I don't know what to say...
      
      I could try and lead you
      Down the garden path
      I could say I'll feed you
      You can do the math
      I could say I need you
      Offer you a ring
      I'll be guaranteed you
      Don't believe a thing...
      
      I could try and shove you
      Off the nearest cliff
      I could say I lo...
5. THE DOLLS' TEA PARTY
      
      NOTE: The recording uses some odd instrumental counterpoint,
      so these chords were picked to best complement the vocal melody.
      
             B:224442   F#:133211  E:022100
       F#
      At the dolls' tea party we   fritter   away
      
          E         F#      
       E            F#
      The long afternoon of a warm summer day
      
             B      F#    
           E            F#
      With extended pinkies and pink cloisonné
      
               E           F#
              E       F#
      Cups and saucers and pots and a Liberty tray
      
                 B       F#  
        E    F#
      That's why we take our tea
      
             B          F#  
      E   F#
      At the dolls' tea party
      
      At the dolls' tea party we twitter along
      We prattle and tattle on who's done whom wrong
      On who's in, who's out, and who's best at mah-jongg
      Oh, and where to buy fabulous things for a song
      That's why we take our tea
      At the dolls' tea party
      
              Em:022000
      But the cakes!
      Ah, the cakes are why
      
      D:x00232
      Everyone's there
      
              C:032010        B:224442
      They're not dietetic in any way
      Dare
      
         B           F#    
             E            
       F#
      To try one and you'll have a few pounds to spare
      
          E         
      Try another one
      
      F#           E   F#
      What do you care?
      
      At the dolls' we're all in our glittering best
      There will be a test
      On who's best
      And worst dressed
      But we won't have it said we're fashion-obsessed
      We're just prettier ladies than most of the rest
      That's why we take our tea
      At the dolls' tea party.
      
      (ENDS WITH B)
6. EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG
      CHRISTMAS TREE
      
      INTRO:  Dsus:x00233  D:x00232  Dsus  D  Dsus
       D  Dsus  D  Dsus
      
      G:320033      D       F:113211
       C:032010
      Everything is one big Christmas tree
      
      Am:002210       C          G
         D  Dsus  D  Dsus
      All got up with lights and candy
      
      All the world is turning prettily
      Everyone's awaiting Sandy
      
      Em:022000         Asus:002230  A:002220
      Stop mumbling and cheer        up
      
      C                    
        Dsus  D  Dsus  D  Dsus  D  Dsus
       D  Dsus
      Put down the book, pick beer  up
      
      Why sit in your dark and lonely room?
      Must your every word be sincere?
      Here's a vial of laughing gas perfume
      See that people smile when you're near
      If they don't like you screw them
      Don't leave your fortune to them
      
      Nein, vielleicht ist Alles nicht ein Traum
      Ist Alles ein Albtraum?  Nicht, nicht!
      Alles ist ein großer Tannenbaum
      Rotierend im Weltraumgeschichte
      La la la la la la la
      La la la la la la la
      
      Everything is one big Christmas tree
      All got up with lights and candy
      All the world is turning prettily
      Everyone's awaiting Sandy
      
      G  D       F        C  
        G  
           Where can that Sandy be?...
7. WALK A LONELY ROAD
      
      D:x00232     C:032010
      When I was a little boy
      
      F:133211  C     G:320033
      Way out in the wood
      
      D             C
      I had neither friend nor toy
      
      F      C      A:002220
      Never knew I could
      
      A                 G    
        D
      When I found this lonely road
      
      G      D          C
      Off I walked for good
      
      D            C
      When I was a little boy
      
      F         C     G
      Way out in the wood
      
      Walk a lonely road with me
      I will walk with you
      Half as lonely we will be
      When we walk as two
      If the road go straight uphill
      We'll admire the view
      Walk a lonely road with me
      I will walk with you
      
      When I was a little girl
      On the lonesome plain
      I had neither pal nor pearl
      Mostly wind and rain
      One day I set out along
      A little winding lane
      When I was a little girl
      On the lonesome plain...
8. ALWAYS ALREADY GONE
      
      INTRO:  A:002220  G:320033  D:x00232
      
                    F#m:244222
      I tried hard to keep you
      
                   G
      I needn't have tried
      
                    A    
       G
      It seems you'd decided
      
                  A      F#m
      When did you decide?
    
           
        F#m
      So this is the last time
      
                 G
      I cry in the dawn
      
                      A    
       G
      It seems you were always
      
                    D     A  G
       D
      Always already gone
      
      You never were happy
      You had to be free
      You took all the freedom
      You needed from me
      Then you and your freedom
      Flew thither and yon
      You're free to be always
      Always already gone
      
      I couldn't have dreamed you
      But I might as well
      You leave me with only
      A story to tell
      But at the beginning
      Our story is done
      Because you were always
      Always already gone...
9. SEDUCED AND ABANDONED
      
        G:320033   D:x00232      Em:022000
       C:032010
      Seduced and abandoned, and baby makes two,
      
      C      D           C  G
      Baby, abandoned by you
      
        G          D        
          Em         C
      Seduced and abandoned, and what can I do?
      
      C         D            
      C  G  C  G  C  G
      I think I might drink a few
    
  G        
         D
      Seduced with a grin,
      
            Em        C
      I was taken all in
      
      C        D
      Taken in sin
      
             C   D
      And in shame
      
        G          D
      Seduced by a smile,
      
        Em              C
      I walked down the aisle
      
           C       D
      Then waited awhile;
      
             C  D
      No one came...
      
      Abandoned to weep
      I collapsed in a heap,
      Dutifully sleep-
      ing all day
      Abandoned to die
      I did nothing but cry
      In my one-ply
      Negligee...
    
     C    
          D             C  G
      Yes, I think I might drink a few
      
          C         D        
      C  G  C  G
      And maybe the baby will too.
   G:320033
      On winter nights the mermaid sings,
      "I was made for better things
      
      F:133211
      Better things, dearie,
      
      G
      Better things"
      
      I early spring the ghost princess
      Goes haunting in her pretty dress
      Pretty dress, your majesty,
      Pretty dress
    
    G
      And I have heard
      The singing of real birds
      
                  C:032010
      Not those absurd
      Birds that simply everybody's heard
      
      G
      Real birds
      
      In summer when the moon is full
      The wolfboy is adorable
      Adorable, you're
      Adorable
      
      I have observed
      The winging of real birds
      Not those reserved
      Birds that simply everyone's observed
      Real birds.
         
       D:x00232          A:002220  Bm:224432
      I'm just a painted flower on silk   brocade
      
      A           Bm         A
           G:320033
      Left in the sun I will slowly fade
      
      G         A            
       D          A
      Fade to nothing like I'd never been made
      
      G          D          A
        Like I'd never been made
      
      I'm just a painted flower, a frozen bloom
      Left alone in some forgotten room
      A fly in amber, I pose in my tomb
      I pose in my tomb
      
      I'm only drops of paint in a silver frame
      Without an aim and without a name
      Gathering dust, every day just the same
      Every day just the same.
12. THE DADA POLKA
      
      D:x00232                
       G:320033
      People of Earth, when you dance
      
                          D
      Dance the Dada Polka
      Life is only a dream
    
D          
                 G
      When in the mood for romance
      
                          D
      Dance the Dada Polka
      Be as cute as you seem
      
      G
      Gyrate like a gyroscope,
      Collide like a kaleidoscope
      
      D
      Freeze!
      
      A:002220       G
      Do something - anything - 
      
      D
      Do something, please
      
      People of Earth, don't just stand
      There, the Dada Polka
      Is as fun as it sounds
      Move hips and hands when the band
      Plays the Dada Polka
      You may lose a few pounds
      
      Gyrate like a gyroscope,
      Collide like a kaleidoscope
      Change!
      Do something - anything - 
      Do something strange
      
      People of Mars, you too must
      Do the Dada Polka
      It's the meaning of life
      Fill any partner with lust?
      Do the Dada Polka!
      Soon there'll be a new wife
      
      Gyrate like a gyroscope,
      Collide like a kaleidoscope, do
      Do something - anything - 
      Do something blue
      Do something - anything -
      Do something a little out of
      character, it won't kill you
      Do something - anything -
      Do something true.
13. FROM A SINKING BOAT
      
      A:002220
        In the middle of the night,
      
                       
       E:022100
      With a sickening sound
      
      A
        This little boat
      
              E
      Ran aground
      
      The mast is twisted, the hull is breached
      One high tide and it'll be beached
      
      If I could walk, I'd walk away
      But I haven't slept since yesterday
      The ink is sinking, the page is blurred
      And I can't read a single word
      But know that I love you,
      Know that I wrote
      My last words to you
      From a sinking boat.